[This is taking place in some time whenever virus effects are still remaining!]

[bitingcynicism]

[Tonight, one blind emopire was on his way back from practicing honing his other senses for patrolling scenarios. Unfortunately, he has also forgotten about the special~ project he gave a certain evil genius permission to work on and is now in the process of trying to dodge the attacks of a VERY ENHANCED vampire robot. With only one target. Ah,

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[cuebattlemusic]

[Blind, you say? That makes it so much easier to go for your throat]

[bitingcynicism]

[At least I can still hear movements and scramble back. Mostly. Chances of getting swiped: HIGH.]

[cuebattlemusic]

[swiping is go! Also gonna try and snap a leg, it's easier to catch you when you can't run away]

[bitingcynicism]

[Ow! You know what else is easier? To try and kick you in the face!!]

[cuebattlemusic]

[Well ouch, that would hurt if I wasn't a robot. Shaking it off and going for the throat!]

[bitingcynicism]

[Well, IF I HAD MY GUN I wouldn't have to resort to assorted melee combat! How about a barrel roll?]

- Nnngh!

[cuebattlemusic]

[Nooo don't roll away we were just getting to the good part! Trying to follow that up with a slash at your torso area]

[bitingcynicism]

[Fuck that hurts! Dodging you would work so much better if you weren't SO DAMN FAST. This made so much more sense when I wasn't blind. Maaaaybe if I go for an arm or something on your next slash?]

[cuebattlemusic]

[I have two arms, so that means I'll just stab at you with the other one! Also try another bite at your throat]

[bitingcynicism]

[Fine, I will take that shoulder stab but it also means I has an arm and I'm going to use my Mary Sue vampiric strength to TOSS YOUR ASS.]

[cuebattlemusic]

[Whoopsie! Going flying...and then landing on my feet and charging! Gosh I sure hope you're good at blocking]

[bitingcynicism]

[No, but it's easier to track your running when you have to do it from a distance. Consider this a back-flip! over your head!]

[cuebattlemusic]

[Ooooh, impressive! Spinning around to try and swipe at you as you're flipping, maybe I can still catch you!]

[bitingcynicism]

[Ow, you do! It's a good neck swipe too! But you're also getting SLAMMED INTO THE GROUND! As I bleed on you. At least you don't care about that. Also, probably struggling for breath now because tricks like that HURT when you have torso wounds. :(]

[cuebattlemusic]

[Oh poopie. Trying to get back up, which is made difficult by you being right there. Let's just go for your head while I'm on the ground.]

[bitingcynicism]

[Yeah, probably landed a good dazing blow there, since can't exactly SEE that.]

- nnngh.