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[actionpainting]

Hey there kids! And counselors. And alien beings from beyond the stars. And... everyone else? This inclusion thing could get complicated around here, so I'm just gonna stop there

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[boldstarring]

... yeah, good luck with the "back to normal" part.

[actionpainting]

Now, what makes you say that in such a confident and encouraging tone of voice?

[boldstarring]

Anyone here could tell you that this place excels in the abnormal. That's like its default state or something.

[actionpainting]

Great. So if I were to take away all the abnormal things, what would be left?

[the_ex_in_xp]

I think "normal" for here is already Twilight Zone, but as long as there's free wine involved, shoot.

[actionpainting]

But which episode of the Twilight Zone? Because I'd like to know if it's one of the ones where it was just Earth all along and it was in everyone's heads, or if there's a gremlin eating the airplane.

[the_ex_in_xp]

You remember the one with the kid wishing everybody to the corn fields? It's that one. Definitely.

[actionpainting]

So was a little kid responsible for the whole cornfield thing?

[dont_ingest]

I'd be happy to offer any assistance that I can, Agent Watson.

[actionpainting]

Much appreciated, sir. Can I ask how long you've been here?

[dont_ingest]

Just about six months, by your calendar.

[actionpainting]

I see. And in that time, what's the weirdest thing you've encountered?

[tasteslikehair]

Yay, Oreos!

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[actionpainting]

Oreos! Have as many as you want.

[tasteslikehair]

Thank you!

[actionpainting]

You're welcome! Would you mind if I asked you a question or two?

[crisscrossing]

Y-yeah! Sure.

[actionpainting]

Great! So, how long've you been in this camp?

[crisscrossing]

About three months?

[actionpainting]

Uh-huh. And the weirdest thing you've seen so far?