May 18, 2011 12:58
Well howdy, campers and counselors! I heard that little bugger has been makin' its rounds again - sure is a pesky little critter, huh? But don't you worry, I'm gonna get us the biggest ol' can of Raid anyone can find that'll take down that sucker in a jiffy! Or maybe a big ol' roach hotel . . .
Anyway, y'all have been havin' a week, so I baked you some muffins! You should find 'em in the mess hall, sitting there and waiting. Eat up, y'all!
[IN THE MESS HALL - there are tables lined with muffins of all different kinds. Blueberry, grain, chocolate chip, poppyseed, cinnamon - if you can name it, it's there, it's warm, and it is delicious.]