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[fistingthing]

[in the Mess Hall, it's another just lovely Monday . . . with the distinct exception that on this particular Monday, everyone's naked. So perhaps it can be counted as a blessing when, suddenly, the lights go out?]

"Vishante kaffar!"[And then there's light again! If you look closely at the glowing, writhing figure hanging by an ankle from the

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[censorbarbie]

[someone is watching from the corner but mostly attempting to be invisible in the meager shadows there, though... this is probably easier said then done when one is a.) nearly naked, b.) a hermaphrodite, c.) using stray cloth to cover one's arm and leg rather than the rest of one's body, and d.) not completely succeeding and having bits of pitch black, undulating flesh show around the edges of the cloth]

[fistingthing]

[you're just in time for the lightshow of an exploding fireball, and Fenris' plummeting drop- right on top of Hawke. How embarrassing.]

[censorbarbie]

Fuck...

[fistingthing]

[both seem to be more-or-less uninjured when Fenris springs away, and he's now shielding himself with a napkin; his glow dies off, since he's no longer exerting himself in the effort to get free]

The show is over.

[censorbarbie]

The show's never over here.

[fistingthing]

This show is.

[is what he says, but they're still arguing, and the heat level is rising]

[censorbarbie]

Watch it when you say shit like that. This place might take it as a challenge.

[fistingthing]

I care little what the ruler of this place thinks, after what she has done.

[censorbarbie]

Your call.

[fistingthing]

Your warning is appreciated, however.

[censorbarbie]

[shrug]

[fistingthing]

I see Hawke has seen fit to introduce me. I didn't catch your name.

[censorbarbie]

It's Kainé.

[hawkwardmoment]

[you're just in time to see an explosion that ends with him falling on her, and then drawing back and argue with her. Because they're bosses like that.]

[censorbarbie]

[snrk, very smooth]

[hawkwardmoment]

-sorry about that, we didn't mean to cause a show.