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[wrightpanties]

And for my next trick, everyone's going to lose their clothes tomorrow!

Just kidding. A proper magician doesn't take credit for other's work.

((let's see how long I last.))

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[burgercraving]

Everyone, huh?

[wrightpanties]

That's usually how it goes. Pretty impressive, huh?

[burgercraving]

-Wait, so we're even gonna have to see the uggos with no clothes on?

[wrightpanties]

Uggos?

[burgercraving]

You might be more familiar with the term "fugly."

[wrightpanties]

Oh.

[burgercraving]

Come on, don't look so shocked. This stupid place is called Camp Fuck You Die. It's not like you live under a rock or anything, especially since you've obviously seen lots of people naked if you know about this.

[wrightpanties]

Well, it's a camp tradition.

But I stay inside during Naked Day. It's important for a magician not to break the illusion.

[burgercraving]

And you live alone, I assume?

[wrightpanties]

Oh, no. I live in the Lawyertarium. I have my own room.

[burgercraving]

And let me guess, you bothered to stock up on provisions and everything. Clever.

[bronevolence]

Tomorrow sounds like an excellent day to stay inside.

[burgercraving]

I'm pretty sure the moment we try and stay inside, all the walls are gonna come down and we'll see each other anyway.

Besides, don't you wanna see me naked?

[bronevolence]

[sigh] You're probably right.

...that would hardly be appropriate.

[burgercraving]

Get over it. It's appropriate here.

[bronevolence]

I think I'm entitled to my culture shock, thank you very much.