CAMP ON FILM.

[a_bit_unstaple]

[If you're in the mess hall, there's a movie projected onto the wall somehow; without any projector to be seen

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[getsanextralife]

[Watching his nemesis and his king make out, more than a bit horrified]

[a_bit_unstaple]

You know the two of them?

[getsanextralife]

Yes, I am responsible for one of them, if you must know.

[a_bit_unstaple]

The information wasn't a requirement, but I do appreciate it.

Some people aren't generous enough to provide such things for free.

[getsanextralife]

Then I suppose my inquiry as to how you obtained this footage is a fruitless venture.

[a_bit_unstaple]

Then I suppose your yield hinges on how much I decide to yield.

[getsanextralife]

That would seem to be the case, yes.

[a_bit_unstaple]

I consider myself a rather reasonable, person-- for a crazy, late-blooming virgin.

Possessing such reason, I reason that I would be happy to honor a request for information-- within reason.

However, the methods used to obtain that footage are a trade secret. Is there any else you'd like to ascertain? I'd hate to be seen as unaccommodating to one of Kazuki-kun or Haruki-kun's friends.

[getsanextralife]

[Not touching the late-blooming virgin bit]

Your cooperation is appreciated. My next question is this: What reason did the people in this footage have to become so suddenly intimate while in the public eye?

[a_bit_unstaple]

The specific breed of mistletoe in camp forces people to kiss.

I'm surprised you weren't informed of this sooner.

[getsanextralife]

I had heard rumors and allegations, but nothing is viable without concrete proof.

[a_bit_unstaple]

[Have some poor, nameless people who seem VERY UNHAPPY with the prospect of kissing each other.]

Wouldn't you say that's quite concrete? I'd go so far as to call it diamond-hard evidence.

[getsanextralife]

Yes, I am thoroughly convinced.

[a_bit_unstaple]

If something as harmless as this troubles you, I'd hate to see what happens when the real trouble comes.

[getsanextralife]

True hazards, I have contingencies for. This is... unprecedented but not unheard of.

[a_bit_unstaple]

As long as the true hazards are accounted for there's not much else to take into account.

Mistletoe and the like are annoyances, but hardly anything to lose sleep over.