ITP: insult machine

[asterisking]

[ in the mess hall there is a machine. it looks kind of like a fortune telling machine with the figure of a wizard mounted inside of it. there also seems to be some sort of shield around it making it impossible to break. & everytime you pass by it an insult comes straight out of its mouth towards you & appears as a giant sign over your head. if you pass by it again, the insult will change to another one ]

[ ooc; i'm not running this. mingle post. get insulted. make friends ]