[Girly Sleepover]

[takeme2urpants]

[You suddenly find yourself aboard Admiral ZEX's Intruder-class spaceship. Specifically, in the bridge... which is currently covered in mattresses, pillows, bean bag chairs, and large bowls of all sorts of snacks (mostly Turkish ones). There is also booze. So much booze.]

[At the moment, Turkey and ZEX are topping off their glasses of raki and

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[crisscrossing]

--Oof!

[takeme2urpants]

[Turns]

Oh! Good evening! Sit down, it is only just beginning.

[crisscrossing]

... I can roll with this! What are we watching?

[takeme2urpants]

"Aşk Geliyorum Demez," I believe it is called. There are subtitles, if the Camp translator does not cover it.

[andallthefixins]

[FUCK YES, TURKISH DELIGHT]

[takeme2urpants]

[It's hard to eat without teeth but dammit I'm doing my best]

[andallthefixins]

[that's all that matters]

Ya like it?

[takeme2urpants]

Oh, yes. It is not so sweet as to be cloying, but still sweet indeed.

[dont_ingest]

[idk what turian jammies look like but the visor is still on]

... This is such a fire hazard.

[takeme2urpants]

Oh you're a fire hazard.

Would you care to sit?

[dont_ingest]

That doesn't even make sense.

[but sitting as he says so]

[takeme2urpants]

Well, no. I have been drinking long enough to not make sense, it is true. You do not happen to have any dextro-amino alcohol, do you?

[acloneforever]

Uh, what's going on?

[takeme2urpants]

We are watching a movie and imbibing alcohol.

[Offers bowl of chips.]

[acloneforever]

... Thanks.

[taking some chips]

[takeme2urpants]

Of course.

How are you settling in?

[certifiably]

[little loli in a frilly pink nightgown has decided to help herself to snacks and booze]

Okay, way too many creepy old guys at this sleepover.

[takeme2urpants]

I am not old!

[certifiably]

[giggle] Whatever! Two out of three is close enough, right?

[takeme2urpants]

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