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[certifiably]

Okay, I'm bored.

I'll grant you one wish.

((Derping out, will pick up new and old threads tomorrow!))

Comments

[unlucky_break]

A wish?

[certifiably]

Something wrong with your ears? Yep, that's what I said.

[unlucky_break]

Hmm... Then, I wish for an encounter. Preferably with a girl who isn't violent, if possible.

[certifiably]

You really think you need a witch to grant you something that simple?

[certifiably]

Oh, you'd be surprised how many idiots there are in the world.

[certifiably]

Yep, I get that one a lot. Anyone who would worry about something like that probably doesn't have a wish worth granting anyway.

[forcedtoplay]

What's the catch?

[certifiably]

Does it always have to start with such a boring question?

[forcedtoplay]

If boring means safe, why not?

[certifiably]

The wish of someone overly concerned with safety is usually the worst kind. Really dull.

[hitme_baby]

How do you plan to do that?

[certifiably]

I'm a witch.

[hitme_baby]

R-Really? Ah...Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

[certifiably]

Depends on how you make the distinction, I guess! ☆

[littlestsoldier]

Anyone biting?

[certifiably]

No one promising, at the very least.

[littlestsoldier]

The humans here are really paranoid. I seriously doubt anyone is going to jump on that offer, unless they're an idiot. In which case, any trouble they get into is their own damn fault.

[certifiably]

Really disappointing. But I wasn't expecting a whole lot anyway. It's usually like this.