ITP: Pony

[yestothedress]

[A rather fabulous looking pony trots into camp, a pair of red-framed glasses on her head, shotgun and laptop glowing and floating around her. Horn's glowing too as she looks around.]

I can't possibly create a dress with these things, so why do I have them?

((OOC: May the post bombardment commence. COME AT ME, BRO.

ETA: Movie watching. BB in a

Comments

[nocturnemission]

I'm pretty sure the shotgun's for blowing the heads off of zombies.

[yestothedress]

What?!

[HORRIFIED.]

Why would you do that?! They seem nice enough!

[nocturnemission]

Yeah, they kinda creep me out, but they're usually not all that bad... I guess some of them try to gnaw on people, though.

[yestothedress]

Hm...

[Unicorn is peering at you.]

You don't look like any pony I've ever seen before.

[tsunthuselah]

*okay, that's one of the strangest things I've seen since the talking dinosaur left*

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[yestothedress]

[YOU LOOK KNOWLEDGABLE. Approaching.]

Excuse me, could you please point me in the direction of the fabric room? I have some ideas I must start working on.

[tsunthuselah]

*likes to believe so, at least*

*recovering from the shock of the unicorn*

I am not sure there is one. I could show you the arts and crafts hut. There is fabric there, at times.

[yestothedress]

There's isn't?

[Just a bit of a huff here.]

How can they call themselves Camp for the Fashionably Under-Developed and not have a fabric room?

[ascendthethorns]

[... doubletakes because seriously, glowing telekenetic ponycorn.]

They're for communication and self-defense...

[yestothedress]

[Isn't she amazing?]

That's what they're used for? Well, I could always just talk to somepony. What kind of things could I possibly need to defend myself from at a camp?

[ascendthethorns]

The hostile undead and other monsters that spawn here.

[yestothedress]

Undead...? Oh, you mean the zombies! Oh, they seemed pleasant enough.

[longestdream]

Sometimes I really have wonder if I'm hooked up to a bunch of hallucinatory drugs. This place.

[yestothedress]

[Headtilt.]

What are you talking about?

[longestdream]

... something a talking pony with a horn probably wouldn't understand.

Uh, one of those is to shoot the zombies or gorillas or robot cows that come charging at you. The square thing there is for communication, entertainment ... or to make your life miserable.

[yestothedress]

But the zombies were nice...

[justwannahave]

[. . . This place is like a flashback to all those 80's toylines.]

They're not for dress-making, but you can get patterns from the internet.

[yestothedress]

What in Equestria is an internet?

[justwannahave]

Virtual information you can access from that laptop you got there.

And you're not on Equestria anymore if that's where you came from.

[yestothedress]

[Floating laptop moves in front of her, opening.]

Hm... It looks really complicated.