ITP: An unsolicited survey

[suppliesdemand]

[Wherever you may be on your way to, as you pass near the center of camp a polite-looking young man with a notebook is trying to get your attention.]

Excuse me. It seems I've been remiss in getting to know my counselors and fellow campers. I was wondering if you would mind participating in a brief survey to help me remedy this.

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[tasteslikehair]

Okay!

[suppliesdemand]

Thank you. First, what is your full mname?

[tasteslikehair]

Caterina Valentine. But only my grandmother calls me that. Everyone else calls me Cat.

[suppliesdemand]

I'll make a note of that.

So, Cat, what would you say your favorite hobbies are?

[tasteslikehair]

Singing, dancing, acting, telling people's exact measurements, going to the beach, thinking up sentences that have never been said before in all of time...oh! I sometimes I like to talk to my hairdryer, all [big black woman voice] "who's a pretty hairdryer? It's you ain't it? Yes it is!" [/big black lady voice]

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Did I say singing?

[suppliesdemand]

[Writing that all down... It takes a minute.]

That's... quite an array of hobbies you have...

[tasteslikehair]

Thank you.

[suppliesdemand]

You're welcome.

Would you say you have any special talents?

[tasteslikehair]

Singing, dancing, acting, and knowing people's exact measurements.

[tasteslikehair]

Oh, and I'm good at coming up with sentences no one's ever thought of before, but I think that's just because I'm so smart.

[suppliesdemand]

That last one must be quite a revolutionary talent...

Do you have a favorite type of music?

[tasteslikehair]

Ummmm...Pop! Oh, or R&B! And I like rock, too!

[suppliesdemand]

Varied interests in music as well, then? What about your favorite color?

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[tasteslikehair]

Green! No, pink! ...blue? Red! Purple.

[tasteslikehair]

These are really hard questions.

[suppliesdemand]

I'm sorry for causing you distress. You won't be graded on your answers, I assure you.