[Deaging into DANGER MODE]

[takeme2urpants]

[If you are looking for Admiral ZEX right now, you're going to be disappointed. He is not on his ship, in the Mess Hall, or available at any of his regular haunts. In fact, Admiral ZEX isn't in Camp at all.]

[Instead, Captain ZEX, circa 2126--younger, buffer, and meaner--is prowling around near the barrier, confused, angry, and not in the mood for

Comments

[watchmycannon]

[Is out searching for something, frustrated himself, but--]

--Lost something, Admiral?

[takeme2urpants]

[Instantly, his gun his raised and his expression reads as Very Unamused.]

[watchmycannon]

[Goes very still]

I've caught you at a bad time, I see.

[takeme2urpants]

Name and rank, human.

[zaftard]

[u been working out bb?]

[lifting an eyebrow] What are you doing?

[takeme2urpants]

[Turns to raise a gun at Yzak, in a battle-ready stance]

[zaftard]

[wat]

[putting a hand up in an eaaaasy motion]

The hell? It's me!

[takeme2urpants]

Good day.

Name and rank.

[dont_ingest]

I ... didn't expect to see you out on patrol.

[takeme2urpants]

[Turns, arm on his gun--]

[...]

Name, rank, and... species.

[dont_ingest]

[already had his assault rifle out]

What the? You know all this-Garrus Vakarian, Gunnery Officer of the Normandy SR-2. Turian.

[takeme2urpants]

I do not.

What is the Turian standing with the Ur-Quan?

[kisswithamanus]

What are you doing?

[takeme2urpants]

[GUN OUT, POINTED AT YOU]

Name and rank.

[kisswithamanus]

[eyes the gun]

Corporal Lance. From Galaluna.

[takeme2urpants]

[Keeps it out]

Corporal. You appear human.

[auragasm]

[i was just doing some yoga.

way to harsh my zen.

dots.]

[takeme2urpants]

[Spotted you.]

[...Just sort of stills, still a distance away. If you didn't have your aura skills you probably wouldn't see me. YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A CIVILIAN WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE]

[auragasm]

[unfortunately, i can see you. i'm also staying absolutely, eerily still. you can't even see me breathe.]

[takeme2urpants]

[...this is weird]

[approaches, gun out]