itp: life without internet :(

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[TONIGHT, AT A TABLE IN THE MESS HALL: BOARDGAMES. More specifically, Battleship, Connect Four, and Guess Who. Also, someone looking at you expectantly. YEAH, YOU.]

Pick one! It'll take, what, ten minutes, tops? And otherwise we're all just gonna die of boredom, so let's do this thing.

(( SLOWING DOWNNNNnnn ))

Comments

[tasteslikehair]

We're gonna die!?

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What? No!

[tasteslikehair]

Oh, good.

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It's just an expression.

[littlestsoldier]

I don't know how to play...

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Thennn let's try Connect Four! Super easy.

[littlestsoldier]

*Taking a seat*

Alright. What do I do then?

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First things first! Red or black?

[needs_a_hg]

I don't know, I've seen games of Battleship go for way longer than ten minutes.

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Okay yeah that one's an exception.

[needs_a_hg]

It would probably still help with the boredom, though.

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[STARING A LITTLE but picks up the Battleship box and shakes it]

How about it!

[d_d_doctor_dick]

. . .

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Guess Who? Guess Who.

[d_d_doctor_dick]

Hanna, are we gonna hafta stage an intervention fer you and yer boardgame fixation?

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Whoa, hypocrite. What else am I supposed to do? I tried to load my email and it took an hour. An hour.

[newfangled]

Haven't you had enough of those?

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Never.

[newfangled]

There's not going to be another game night.

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... said a sore loser! C'mon, one more round?