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[my_pleasure]

[ Occurring in your mess hall right now:
A little horned alien girl is climbing on a large black panther that appears to have been taking a nap in the corner. ]

...stop that.

W)(y? You're purring!

I'll bite you.

If you were going to, you would )(ave by now!

[[Both Tyki and Feferi are in this post because I couldn't decide who to post with. Ask

Comments

[watchmycannon]

Now, it's hardly mannerly to bite.

[my_pleasure]

She started it.

[watchmycannon]

I don't at all believe that young girl bit you first.

[my_pleasure]

You don't know that. Have you seen the teeth on these kids?

[mightlovedogs]

[... what the hell]

[my_pleasure]

What? Never seen a man turned into a panther before?

[mightlovedogs]

No. But even if I had, it would still be weird as hell.

[my_pleasure]

Is it really that shocking? Or am I just that used to it by now?

[littlestsoldier]

This can't end well...

[littlestsoldier]

I mean that it could easily escalate.

[asterisking]

Wow.

[my_pleasure]

Impressive, I know.

[asterisking]

Really.

[my_pleasure]

Well. I guess that means you can stay.

[littlestdeath]

You probably shouldn't climb on him if he says he's going to bite you.

[littlestdeath]

Not right now, but you can never be too careful! Animals are very temperamental.