IT'S TUESDAY SOUP TIME

[campcookudie]

[Today is the universally unsafe day for food in Camp. Luckily for you, if you're hungry, today in front of the Mess Hall there is a nicely set up table with two plates of soup. One is the fabled Tuesday Soup we all know, and the other

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[herowhoreship]

. . .

I can't even freaking remember which one was supposed to be the people soup.

[campcookudie]

Of course it's the one on the left! How can you be so thoughtless? I refuse to believe my soup deserves to be mistaken for that!

[herowhoreship]

Then what's-

[pokes at something in the right bowl with a spoon.]

[campcookudie]

I told you already, there is no need to be so worried.

[areplicatedhope]

[AWKWARD]

Natalia! Uh ... sorry I made you wait.

[campcookudie]

[oh hey it's my cousin]

[campcookudie]

Luke...! You're here as well?

[areplicatedhope]

Yeah. There's a whole bunch of us here.

...including Asch.

[ahymntofunbuns]

... mind telling me what the ingredients were to make these?

[herowhoreship]

One of 'em has, uh- you know, people in it. I couldn't tell you which one, though.

[ahymntofunbuns]

Wha-- why would there be people in this soup?! Are we feeding the zombies too?!

[herowhoreship]

I don't even know! I got told about it, but I didn't even, like, think they were actually serious until ... it smells kind of like fried chicken, but I'm pretty damn sure that's not chicken.

[acivilservant]

--Ah!

[areplicatedhope]

Figures that the first thing she'd try to do here is cook.

[acivilservant]

That's our Natalia. Always a helper.

[areplicatedhope]

I feel bad for the people who take her up on it.

Do you think it glows in the dark?

[00_07]

... what are you making?

[herowhoreship]

Whatever she says? It's totally not true.

[00_07]

Did you help her make it?

[herowhoreship]

Hell no! This one time, I like- reheated some fried beans from the night before and they ended up exploding all over the microwave. And they still looked better than this.