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[burgercraving]

[in the mess hall, there's a girl who looks, well, pissed. the camp afforded stuff-the track suit, the laptop, and the gun-are all lying on a table, and she seems to be angrily pushing buttons on her cellphone

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[barfintomyhat]

Santana. What a pleasant surprise.

[burgercraving]

I thought your sanctuary was closer to civilization.

[barfintomyhat]

If this were my sanctuary, there would be a mall here. [looks around with disdain] And a nail salon.

Instead, I welcome you into a summer camp/horror movie combo from which there's no escape. It's more boring than it sounds.

[burgercraving]

Dalton has both?

[capt_homo]

At least the internet thing is only temporary.

[burgercraving]

Like, give a call to Comcast and we'll get the technician out temporary?

[capt_homo]

Like someone kicked something they shouldn't have and now there's no YouTube for a week.

[burgercraving]

No wonder this place is so depressing.

[boxbythebed]

Welcome to Hell, I guess.

[burgercraving]

Everyone seems so eager and chipper.

[boxbythebed]

Mostly everyone gets tired of repeating the same old, same old to all the newbies. Yay, you just got here. Good for you.

[burgercraving]

And the reason for why we aren't going for strength in numbers and taking car of the skeevos around here?

[easybreezyidiot]

Service is down right now, but it'll come back.

[burgercraving]

An estimate as to when would be nice.

[easybreezyidiot]

[shrug]

I'm pretty sure the techies are all working desperately to get their internet back, so maybe soon.

[burgercraving]

Good, and then I can call the nightly news about a hobo who kidnaps children and we can all be on our way home.

[herowhoreship]

[clicking at a laptop.]

- the internet is totally down, too. This is fucking bullshit!

[burgercraving]

So you're going to have to pull yourself away from Youporn and join the rest of the world.

[herowhoreship]

It was Youtube. They were streaming that shit with Colbert and- it was funny, okay?

[. . . just. closes the laptop.]

[burgercraving]

I didn't ask to know any of your sick and twisted political fantasies.