ITP: Truth or Dare

[moextispicy]

Let's play Truth or Dare, nipa~☆

((OOC edit: And I'll pick up tomorrow! Night guys ♥))

Comments

[certifiably]

Hmmm~ I have this strange feeling I shouldn't try picking truth.

[moextispicy]

Mi- You could anyway?

[certifiably]

Dares are more thrilling anyway! I'm a very daring person!

[moextispicy]

[applauds] I'm sure you are.

[certifiably]

So! Dare me up.

[moextispicy]

I dare you to sing a song about the other witches you know.

[certifiably]

You don't mean I have to sing about every single one I've meet, right? I wouldn't want to keep you here all day.

[moextispicy]

However you'd like to interpret it works for me.

[certifiably]

Oka~y then, you're in for a treat! I'm the number one performer you'll find throughout the whole sea of Fragments!

[cue something that sounds exactly like when a small child starts making up a song as they go along with no sense of rhythm or. anything else decent.]

♪ The Endless Witch has unfortunate taste in men
The other Endless is sort of incompetent
The Witch of Resurrection tastes delicious on rye
The Witch of Miracles is my wife
And the Witch of Certainty is still the best witch ever ♪

How was that?

[moextispicy]

[applauds] Very good, nipa~ I didn't know you had a wife.

[certifiably]

It's a figure of speech!

[moextispicy]

Really? What is she then?

[certifiably]

I picked dare, so no more questions for you.

[moextispicy]

[pouts] Mi- dare, then.

[certifiably]

Give me your best impression of a cat.

[moextispicy]

[well that's easy. Sits on the ground, curls her hands into adorable paws, and goes]

Mi- mi- mi- mi-