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bornsnarky in campfuckudie

Stupid goddamn cultural survey

Mar 03, 2011 21:28

[have a resigned doctor standing in front of you with a tricorder]

I'm doing a cultural survey. Tell me a joke.

I probably won't laugh.

(my net keeps dying. I'm on my phone now, well um not literally, and I can't stay on here, sob. Will pick up again, net permitting, thanks all!)

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youmustlickit March 3 2011, 11:05:40 UTC

[You opt to lick the TRICORDER instead.]

(lmfao) bornsnarky March 3 2011, 11:07:16 UTC

...

I, uh, I don't think that's a good idea.

youmustlickit March 3 2011, 11:08:08 UTC

WH4T 1S TH1S TH1NG??

bornsnarky March 3 2011, 11:11:27 UTC

[I'll just wipe off the corner of it on my shirt, then display it to you]

Tricorder. Records all sorts of data for me. You don't have anything like it in your culture?

youmustlickit March 3 2011, 11:13:21 UTC

W3 H4D SOM3TH1NG L1K3 1T OFFWORLD 1 TH1NK

bornsnarky March 3 2011, 11:43:28 UTC

Ah. Which world are you from?

youmustlickit March 3 2011, 11:46:04 UTC

4LT3RN14

bornsnarky March 3 2011, 11:49:06 UTC

Sounds pretty.

I'm from right here. Well, uh, not right here.

youmustlickit March 3 2011, 11:54:05 UTC

MOST OF 1T W4SNT V3RY PR3TTY
SO YOUR3 4 R3GUL4R 34RTH HUM4N??

bornsnarky March 3 2011, 11:58:21 UTC

Yeah? By your personal aesthetic standards or by those of your species?

Pretty regular. Boring as they come.

youmustlickit March 3 2011, 12:13:49 UTC

1 N3V3R R34LLY THOUGHT 4BOUT 1T
PROB4BLY BY 3V3RYON3S?
NOT TH4T 1T R34LLY M4TT3RS NOW

bornsnarky March 3 2011, 12:21:00 UTC

Doesn't matter now?

What happened?

youmustlickit March 3 2011, 12:29:32 UTC

1T W4S D3STROY3D BY M3T3ORS

bornsnarky March 4 2011, 09:48:33 UTC

Shoot. That's horrible. I'm sorry.

reach_within March 3 2011, 11:36:48 UTC

Hey. You busy?

youmustlickit March 3 2011, 11:38:17 UTC

[You get the TRICORDER out of your mouth.]

NOP3!
WH4TS UP

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