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[capt_liarpants]

*Ah, the early morning of camp! Cows are still snoring, the ground is still frosted over, cabins/hotels/buildings are still full of sleepy campers. Sleepy campers who, when they awake, will find out that two of their resident pirates have been busy. For upon waking, they will discover that all their pants are missing. All of them.*And if they

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[alwaysuserubber]

[still asleep on said goofy pirate ship on the lake 8|b]

[capt_liarpants]

*well, then you don't know your pants are missing*

[alwaysuserubber]

[HAPPY ENDING]

[capt_liarpants]

*somehow, I don't think Luffy would care if his pants were missing*

[alwaysuserubber]

[|Db]

[capt_liarpants]

*you'd better wake up soon*

*if not, you might miss being able to jump into the huge pile of pants on the deck lawn*

*and appreciate the thousand of pants flapping free on the rigging*

[alwaysuserubber]

[EVENTUALLY

a wild Luffy appears in just his boxers]

Na, Usopp--

[alwaysuserubber]

...

[alwaysuserubber]

Uohohoho! Did it rain pants!?

[capt_liarpants]

In a way! You could say that Robin and I made it rain pants out of everyone's cabin and onto Sunny!

[alwaysuserubber]

[time to wear a big pair as a cape]

I like these ones!

[capt_liarpants]

Good, good! What'll you give me for them?

[alwaysuserubber]

...

I'm gonna take 'em!

[capt_liarpants]

Oi, that's our booty! We stole it fair and square!

[alwaysuserubber]

Me too!

[capt_liarpants]

...fiiiine, you get that pair of pants. We've got billions others.