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[my_pleasure]

[ in the mess hall, someone is hanging up a banner, with a hastily scrawled "ONE YEAR" on it. There are no treats or sparkles or anything though. Boring! ]

Che, don't throw me a party, I'll throw one for myself. Don't need camp to do that for me.

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[youmustlickit]

H3Y TYK1!

[my_pleasure]

Hey there kiddo. What brings you all the way out here?

[youmustlickit]

BOR3DOM MOSTLY!
PLUS TH1S PL4C3 H4S B3TT3R SN4CKS TH4N TH3 H1V3 K1TCH3N

[my_pleasure]

Now that you mention it, what sort of snacks do you kids normally eat these days?

[archaelologist]

[what is this giant cake doing here]

[my_pleasure]

[ What indeed. That wasn't there before. ]

[archaelologist]

[SUDDENLY,

one confused lady pirate covered in cake]

[my_pleasure]

[ . . . ]

It's a nice look for you. I like it.

[my_pleasure]

That's how long I've been here. A year and about four days now.

[my_pleasure]

It's kind of hard to say. Time is different for us.

[nooneexpectsthe]

... congrats then?

[my_pleasure]

On surviving this long? I suppose it is a challenge.

[nooneexpectsthe]

You survived alright so far!

[my_pleasure]

And yet I still haven't managed to find my way out.

[moextispicy]

Congratulations, nipa~

[my_pleasure]

Well, thank you. Unfortunately, my friend ruined the cake...

[moextispicy]

I'm sure she meant well.

[my_pleasure]

But now I haven't got any to give out.