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[sharpasafawkes]

Why hello there civilization, for awhile I thought I'd never see you again. I'd love to catch up on old times, but you see I have a problem. Right now it seems that I'm an ocean and half a continent away from where I should be, and that's an issue since I got here by car. I'd be absolutely thrilled if someone could bring me up to date on how that

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[bluefalconed]

[OH LOOK WHO IT IS SHAUN--]

I am afraid that you are stuck here for the time being.

[sharpasafawkes]

Right. Looks like I'm going to add hallucinations to the list of things that went wrong today.

So, care to run that by me again? I'm a bit confused on that part about being stuck... and everything that's happened before it.

[bluefalconed]

It is the nature of this camp; it is a little difficult to explain.

[sharpasafawkes]

Oh, give it a shot. It's not like I have any other pressing matters at hand. Other then salvaging what I can out of the van.

[bluefalconed]

Well then, from what I have been able to gather, the Directer of this camp brought us here for her own reasons. The people of this place come from different worlds and times and are unable to leave until it is their time.

Should they try to leave, they just end up back here.

[sharpasafawkes]

Every time I think that science can't get any softer...

I'm guessing this is related to this shotgun I've got and the useless block of technology?

[bluefalconed]

The weapon is for dealing with anything that may try to come after you. The... laptop is to aid you.

[sharpasafawkes]

This is hardly a laptop, mate. I think it'd be more useful as a bludgeoning weapon. But go on about the danger.

[bluefalconed]

Those people who are falling apart are called "zombies".

[sharpasafawkes]

...You're kidding me.

[bluefalconed]

Do you wish to investigate for yourself?

[sharpasafawkes]

No no, I've been close enough to smell the rot. The fewer dead bodies around me, the happier I am.

[bluefalconed]

Then you'll be pleased to know that they are rather slow.

[sharpasafawkes]

I like my corpses stationary, thanks.

But tell me, how on earth did you get here. And more importantly, am I hallucinating you? I'm starting to think the gorillas were just a warning sign of my oncoming insanity.

[bluefalconed]

This is not a hallucination, no matter how much like one it may seem.

And I simply woke up here one evening.

[sharpasafawkes]

Yeah you see, I've got a bit of a problem with that. Not to invoke any sort of butterfly effect here, but last time I checked you were dead. In fact, you've been dead for quite a long while. Sorry if no one's given you the memo.