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[sharpasafawkes]

Why hello there civilization, for awhile I thought I'd never see you again. I'd love to catch up on old times, but you see I have a problem. Right now it seems that I'm an ocean and half a continent away from where I should be, and that's an issue since I got here by car. I'd be absolutely thrilled if someone could bring me up to date on how that

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[bluefalconed]

[OH LOOK WHO IT IS SHAUN--]

I am afraid that you are stuck here for the time being.

[sharpasafawkes]

Right. Looks like I'm going to add hallucinations to the list of things that went wrong today.

So, care to run that by me again? I'm a bit confused on that part about being stuck... and everything that's happened before it.

[bluefalconed]

It is the nature of this camp; it is a little difficult to explain.

[sharpasafawkes]

Oh, give it a shot. It's not like I have any other pressing matters at hand. Other then salvaging what I can out of the van.

[ovoretherainbow]

Sorry, mon, you're stuck.

[sharpasafawkes]

Oh wonderful. Care to impart any other little tidbits like how I got here?

[ovoretherainbow]

De Director brought you here, I guess. She dragged people from lots of different worlds to stay here until she decides dat it's time for dem to leave. It's pretty much a prison, ja?

[sharpasafawkes]

No, wait. Go over that last part before the prison bit.

[sharpasafawkes]

For what, the tide to go out? Hate to tell you this, but I don't think it goes down that far.

[sharpasafawkes]

Oh fantastic. Do we get little scraps of bread and water to go along with that? I do so love a dire prison scenario.

[spookmagnet]

Wish I could help you, but I just got here myself. You didn't come here on purpose?

[sharpasafawkes]

Not really, no. As much as I like the idea of accidentally inventing teleportation, I rather needed to stay within Italy.

[spookmagnet]

Well, I hate to say it, but I think we're stuck. At least, there's this weird space-loop around the place. Ran into it when I was getting away from my zombie greeting party, and spent a while trying to figure out what the hell was happening.

[sharpasafawkes]

-Hold on, explain that bit. Last time I checked that wasn't feasible in any form of physics.

[ihateljrps]

Don't they have rules against unpopped collars here?

[sharpasafawkes]

Only in the same sense that they have rules against that vest. What are you, a renegade from a Mad Max film?