roll up, roll up!

[fuckyousoleil]

[as the sun sets on Camp tonight, people who are out and about at dusk will notice a new silhouette in the hanging shadows of the fair. As the fair's lights turn on one by one, eventually the new amusement is unveiled: a large, rickety looking house, black and dirty looking. It's illuminations are ambient, rather than sparkling; it is decorated

Comments

[suppliesdemand]

I didn't think there would be much demand for a haunted house, in this sort of setting.

[fuckyousoleil]

Do you find the setting scary in of itself, then, sir?

[suppliesdemand]

Not particularly, no. But I was led to believe that general spookiness was part of camp's theme.

[fuckyousoleil]

Don't worry. We promise both a fun and an original time at the fair.

[boldstarring]

[eyes the haunted house, tilting his head to the side.]

Isn't this out of season?

[bornemyoaths]

*FLUMPH onto his shoulder*

[boldstarring]

[glances over.]

Hey.

[bornemyoaths]

Hello, Jesse St. James. Why is it out of season?

[noarmyatmyback]

What is the difference at the midnight hour, may I ask?

[fuckyousoleil]

Wouldn't that be telling?

[noarmyatmyback]

It would, at that.

[fuckyousoleil]

We'll be gentle with you, sir.

[thearchemage]

I'm in!

[fuckyousoleil]

Pleased to hear it! If you'll just wait a little while, we'll be arranging the first tour very shortly.

[thearchemage]

I don't have anything else to do right now! I'll definitely be sticking around.

[topdecking]

A haunted house, huh? Sounds fun!

[fuckyousoleil]

I'm sure it'll fulfill all of your expectations.

[topdecking]

Maybe. But I think things like this are even better when you don't know what to expect.