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[ruecherche]

So what do you do here when you really want to have sex here and can't?

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[littlestsoldier]

Think unsexy thoughts.

[ruecherche]

That's terribly boring, little bird.

[littlestsoldier]

Burning things works too. That better?

[ruecherche]

Depends on what you're burning, I suppose.

[thedandymancan]

Cold showers don't work. Distractions don't work. Nothing works, really. So I sew.

[ruecherche]

Sewing works?

[thedandymancan]

Not really.

[ruecherche]

I see. It's too bad then.

[halfcocked]

. . . Jerk off? Duh?

[ruecherche]

Good to know you have practical solutions.

[halfcocked]

--Wait, I thought--you're asking for advice, right? You're not just asking because you're a fucking creeper who wants to know everyone's sexual habits, right??

[ruecherche]

Well, advice and boredom. Five years of doing the same thing over and over gets rather dull after a while.

[watchmycannon]

What one normally does in situations where intercourse is not possible, I'd expect.

[ruecherche]

Oh? And what might that be?

[watchmycannon]

...See to it oneself, obviously.

[ruecherche]

You're that flexible?

[cock_my_gun]

Drink a lot of beer.

[ruecherche]

That is a perfectly good solution. Hello, dear.

[cock_my_gun]

I thought I'd give a PG answer, since Hot Topic over there gave the obvious one. 'Sup, Rue?

[ruecherche]

[laughing]

I'm terribly bored of course. It's amazing how easily that happens here.