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[tasteslikehair]

Hey, do you want to hear a funny joke?

((Okay, winding down for the night. I'll pick up throughout the day tomorrow!))

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[theskyenceguy]

Yeeeee--no.

[tasteslikehair]

Okay, here goes! What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?

[theskyenceguy]

I said no!

[tasteslikehair]

"You look a little pail!" Get it, because the little bucket wasn't feeling very good.

[tuesdere]

[obviously dying to]

. . .

[tasteslikehair]

Okay! So this guy goes into a sandwich shop, and there's a sign that says "We make all kinds of sandwiches!" So he says to the clerk, "I'll have an alligator sandwich...and make it snappy!"

Get it? Because he was in a hurry!

[tuesdere]

[this urge to golf clap is overwhelming, but here I am, being the nice guy.]

I understand.

[tasteslikehair]

It's good, right?

[pussyfortono]

No.

[tasteslikehair]

Okay! What do you call a deer with no eyes?

[pussyfortono]

Excuse me?

[tasteslikehair]

No idear! Get it?

[mindlessvandal]

Always.

[tasteslikehair]

Okay, here goes! What do Winnie the Pooh and Billy the Kid have in common?

[mindlessvandal]

Names that can be construed as absolutely filthy!

[tasteslikehair]

No...

[autovajin]

I don't even want to hear you speak.

[tasteslikehair]

Where does George Washington keep his armies?

[autovajin]

I don't care.

[tasteslikehair]

In his sleevies!