ITP: awkward love life truths

[philipedia]

[IN THE CENTER OF CAMP blah blah yadda yadda people and you are wearing signs, same old story.

oh and there are two boys standing around to set an example.]

[ Dumped two weeks before Valentine's Day ]

[ Only love interest turned out to be his sister ]

[ooc | both Shoutarou and Philip will tag around, but mingle away! ETA | Shoutarou is a-

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[halfhard]

[HEAD IN HANDS]

[philipedia]

After careful consideration of prior experiences I have come to the conclusion that the most appropriate phrasing would be, "there, there".

[halfhard]

Does it have to parade this?! It's not like that!

[yes it is]

[philipedia]

Yes it is.

Mine, on the other hand, is not.

[smilingpretty]

[ MY LOVE INTEREST LOVES ME LIKE A SISTER ]

That's not true...

[philipedia]

Most of the truths are twisted.

[smilingpretty]

That happens a lot, even in other places.

[philipedia]

I believe it is a matter of perception.

[hmmm]

[backupsavesyou]

[ Asked a serial killer out for lunch ]

. . .

[philipedia]

. . .

[backupsavesyou]

...Good evening, Philip-san.

[philipedia]

Having come to know your wariness in matters, I am going to assume you either did not know, or had ulterior motives.

[asterisking]

[ gave his heart to his love interest. literally ]

Well, now.

[philipedia]

Was the transplantation a success?

[asterisking]

It was.

[philipedia]

Interesting.

[nicetouch]

[ HEADLESS FETISH HEADLESS FETISH IT'S AWWWWRIGHT ]

It's not a fetish if it's only one person.

[philipedia]

. . . I wonder if there is a term for that.

[nicetouch]

It might fall into dismemberment fetishes.

[philipedia]

But not necessarily necrophilia?