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[tasteslikehair]

[there is a girl standing in front of you.

she is staring at you hopefully.

she is also holding a large potato in her hand]

Do you have a lobster?

((I lied. I am crashing and will be crazy slow if around at all until tomorrow I HAVE A NEW SYSTEM I'M TRYING I WILL PICK UP FOR SURE))

Comments

[tasteslikehair]

Oh. I was going to grow a lobtato.

[tasteslikehair]

You know, lobster flavored potatoes! They're super tasty.

[goldstarring]

... excuse me?

[tasteslikehair]

A lobster.

[goldstarring]

Why would I be carrying a lobster around?

[tasteslikehair]

I don't know...maybe you grow lobsters.

[tuesdere]

[... this feels like a trick question]

[tasteslikehair]

[she really wants to know :(]

[tuesdere]

[your hair is impossibly red]

I do not.

[tasteslikehair]

[and pretty!]

Awww man. This is gonna be harder than I thought.

[crazylikeafrog]

A lobster?

[tasteslikehair]

Yeah, you know, with the thingies.

[waves two fingers on her forehead to simulate antennae]

[crazylikeafrog]

No way! Why would I?

[tasteslikehair]

I don't know...

...

I have a potato so maybe someone else would have a lobster!

[mostlycharming]

[blinks] What for?

[tasteslikehair]

I want to grow lobtatoes.

[mostlycharming]

What are those? I've never heard of them.

[tasteslikehair]

It's a potato that tastes like a lobster.