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CURRENT carcinoGeneticist [CCG] RIGHT NOW opened public transtimeline bulletin board RETARDED ZOMBIE EARTH SHITHOLE.
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CCG RIGHT NOW opened memo on board RETARDED ZOMBIE EARTH SHITHOLE.
CCG: OKAY, ATTENTION HUMAN DOUCHEBAGS.
CCG: AND ANY OTHER SORTS OF HUMANS.
CCG: WHICH THERE AREN'T.
CCG: SO JUST PRETEND I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
CCG: I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY I'M DOING THIS.
CCG: I MEAN.
CCG: I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL.
CCG: YOUR PRESENCE IS A BLIGHT UPON MY OPTIC ORBS.
CCG: AND YOUR PLANET A TERROR TO MY OLFACTORY SLITS.
CCG: SO REALLY, I SHOULD JUST BE LEAVING YOU TO FACE THE PROBLEM YOURSELF.
CCG: AND YOU ASSHOLES READING THIS FROM OTHER POINTS IN TIME, FUCK OFF, THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU.
CCG: PROBABLY.
CCG: IF I KNEW HOW TO TURN OFF THE FUCKING TRANS-TIMELINE PART OF THE MEMO, I FUCKING WOULD.
CCG: BUT SINCE I DON'T, RESPONDING TO THIS FROM OTHER POINTS IN THE TIMELINE IS GROUNDS FOR IMMEDIATE FUCKING BANNING.
CCG: SO ANYWAY.
CCG: WE TROLLS ARE PRETTY WELL-ESTABLISHED HERE BY NOW, RIGHT?
CCG: I MEAN, THERE'S FUCKING TWELVE OF US, TROLLING YOU WORTHLESS HUMANS SO HARD YOUR SHAME GLOBES PROBABLY FEEL LIKE THEY'VE CAUGHT FIRE.
CCG: BUT ANYWAY.
CCG: THERE'S ONLY ONE WE REALLY NEED TO DISCUSS.
CCG: THE GUY WITH THE CLOWN MAKEUP, GAMZEE. I DUNNO IF ANYONE REALLY KNOWS HIM WITH HOW HE'S ALWAYS FUCKING ZONED OUT.
CCG: ANYWAY, HE IS ALWAYS EATING THESE STUPID PIES THAT KEEP HIM STONED OUT OF HIS FUCKING MIND. THAT USED TO BE PRETTY FUCKING ANNOYING, BUT.
CCG: IT TURNS OUT THAT HE'S SOMEHOW SECRETLY A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH WHEN HE'S NOT STONED.
CCG: AND PROBABLY THE STRONGEST OUT OF ALL OF US.
CCG: SO THIS IS JUST A GENERAL FUCKING WARNING FOR ALL YOU RETARDED HUMANS.
CCG: IF YOU MEET GAMZEE, MAKE SURE HE HAS SOME OF HIS FUCKING SOPOR SLIME PIE ON HIM.
CCG: FOR THE LOVE OF WHATEVER YOU HUMANS WORSHIP
CCG: JEGUS?
CCG: I'M STILL KIND OF FUZZY ON THAT.
CCG: BUT WHATEVER. FOR THE LOVE OF THAT, KEEP HIM STONED, OR HE'LL PROBABLY END UP KILLING EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THIS CAMP.
CCG: PROBABLY MULTIPLE TIMES, BECAUSE THERE'S REALLY NO ONE THAT CAN DO A DAMN FUCKING THING TO STOP HIM.
CCG: SERIOUSLY, FUCKING CLOWNS, HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK.
CCG: ANYWAY, NOW THAT I'VE SAVED EVERY SINGLE ONE YOUR LIVES WITH THIS ANNOUNCEMENT, SEVERAL TIMES OVER.
CCG: A LITTLE REPAYMENT IS PROBABLY IN ORDER, HUH?
CCG: I KNOW THIS SHITHOLE SOMETIMES TURNS PEOPLE INTO THINGS.
CCG: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CURE THAT? WITHOUT FUCKING JUST WAITING IT OUT.
CCG: THAT IS NOT A FUCKING CURE. WAITING IS NEVER A CURE, THAT'S RETARDED.
CCG: ANYWAY, I'M WAITING FOR THESE ANSWERS AS IT IS, I DON'T NEED MORE WAITING.
FUTURE terminallyCapricious [FTC] ??? HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FTC: best friend :o)
FTC: IT’S NOT GONNA WORK.
CCG: OH FUCK
CCG: OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
CCG banned FTC from responding to memo.
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CCG RIGHT NOW opened memo on board RETARDED ZOMBIE EARTH SHITHOLE.
CCG: OKAY, ATTENTION HUMAN DOUCHEBAGS.
CCG: AND ANY OTHER SORTS OF HUMANS.
CCG: WHICH THERE AREN'T.
CCG: SO JUST PRETEND I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
CCG: I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY I'M DOING THIS.
CCG: I MEAN.
CCG: I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL.
CCG: YOUR PRESENCE IS A BLIGHT UPON MY OPTIC ORBS.
CCG: AND YOUR PLANET A TERROR TO MY OLFACTORY SLITS.
CCG: SO REALLY, I SHOULD JUST BE LEAVING YOU TO FACE THE PROBLEM YOURSELF.
CCG: AND YOU ASSHOLES READING THIS FROM OTHER POINTS IN TIME, FUCK OFF, THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU.
CCG: PROBABLY.
CCG: IF I KNEW HOW TO TURN OFF THE FUCKING TRANS-TIMELINE PART OF THE MEMO, I FUCKING WOULD.
CCG: BUT SINCE I DON'T, RESPONDING TO THIS FROM OTHER POINTS IN THE TIMELINE IS GROUNDS FOR IMMEDIATE FUCKING BANNING.
CCG: SO ANYWAY.
CCG: WE TROLLS ARE PRETTY WELL-ESTABLISHED HERE BY NOW, RIGHT?
CCG: I MEAN, THERE'S FUCKING TWELVE OF US, TROLLING YOU WORTHLESS HUMANS SO HARD YOUR SHAME GLOBES PROBABLY FEEL LIKE THEY'VE CAUGHT FIRE.
CCG: BUT ANYWAY.
CCG: THERE'S ONLY ONE WE REALLY NEED TO DISCUSS.
CCG: THE GUY WITH THE CLOWN MAKEUP, GAMZEE. I DUNNO IF ANYONE REALLY KNOWS HIM WITH HOW HE'S ALWAYS FUCKING ZONED OUT.
CCG: ANYWAY, HE IS ALWAYS EATING THESE STUPID PIES THAT KEEP HIM STONED OUT OF HIS FUCKING MIND. THAT USED TO BE PRETTY FUCKING ANNOYING, BUT.
CCG: IT TURNS OUT THAT HE'S SOMEHOW SECRETLY A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH WHEN HE'S NOT STONED.
CCG: AND PROBABLY THE STRONGEST OUT OF ALL OF US.
CCG: SO THIS IS JUST A GENERAL FUCKING WARNING FOR ALL YOU RETARDED HUMANS.
CCG: IF YOU MEET GAMZEE, MAKE SURE HE HAS SOME OF HIS FUCKING SOPOR SLIME PIE ON HIM.
CCG: FOR THE LOVE OF WHATEVER YOU HUMANS WORSHIP
CCG: JEGUS?
CCG: I'M STILL KIND OF FUZZY ON THAT.
CCG: BUT WHATEVER. FOR THE LOVE OF THAT, KEEP HIM STONED, OR HE'LL PROBABLY END UP KILLING EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THIS CAMP.
CCG: PROBABLY MULTIPLE TIMES, BECAUSE THERE'S REALLY NO ONE THAT CAN DO A DAMN FUCKING THING TO STOP HIM.
CCG: SERIOUSLY, FUCKING CLOWNS, HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK.
CCG: ANYWAY, NOW THAT I'VE SAVED EVERY SINGLE ONE YOUR LIVES WITH THIS ANNOUNCEMENT, SEVERAL TIMES OVER.
CCG: A LITTLE REPAYMENT IS PROBABLY IN ORDER, HUH?
CCG: I KNOW THIS SHITHOLE SOMETIMES TURNS PEOPLE INTO THINGS.
CCG: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CURE THAT? WITHOUT FUCKING JUST WAITING IT OUT.
CCG: THAT IS NOT A FUCKING CURE. WAITING IS NEVER A CURE, THAT'S RETARDED.
CCG: ANYWAY, I'M WAITING FOR THESE ANSWERS AS IT IS, I DON'T NEED MORE WAITING.
FUTURE terminallyCapricious [FTC] ??? HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FTC: best friend :o)
FTC: IT’S NOT GONNA WORK.
CCG: OH FUCK
CCG: OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
CCG banned FTC from responding to memo.