itp: enforced counselor responsibility

[kagekachou]

[A large sparkling banner has appeared above camp.

DO YOUR FUCKING JOB

Remember those "jobs" on your applications, counselors? Yeah. There's a giant sign floating above you with your job written it. And you're forced to actually do it. Whether you want to or not. Campers, please do come to harass them.

Have fun with that, guys.]

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Comments

[servicewitha]

. . . So is this a step up from camp calling you a toy?

Business Advisor

[kagekachou]

Yes.

[servicewitha]

As long as that's settled.

[kagekachou]

I do somewhat resent the implication that I'm not doing my job, though.

[mightlovedogs]

Yeah!

[inheritthewind]

*"Disabilities Counselor" floats above his head*

Yeah what?

[mightlovedogs]

What the sign says.

[inheritthewind]

I'm doin' my fuckin' job! C'mon!

Disabilities Counselor

[inheritthewind]

Hey, I'm doin' my job 24/7. AWARENESS. I'M RAISIN' IT.

[hitode]

Thank you for this comment. I needed that laugh.

[inheritthewind]

HAVIN' FUN LAUGHIN' AT THE CRIPPLE?

[hitode]

It makes me a bad person, I know. But I can live it with.

[juuuuuudge]

Laying it on a bit thick, don't you think?

[masterpartyvan]

Subtlety isn't Camp's defining characteristic, after all.

*the words above him read "Personal Grooming Instructor." a giant pair of tweezers loom over him. also, he has candy.*

[juuuuuudge]

Whatever. It's just a summer camp.

[juuuuuudge]

--Hey, candy!

Torture Instructor

[carateristic]

Well. If that's what you want.

[patria_ou_mort]

No.

[carateristic]

What an intelligent decision.

[patria_ou_mort]

And may we rest assured that that will be the assumed answer for all?