[itp: you might be eaten by a grue]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[GOSH IT'S DARK

IT IS SO DARK

EVEN IF YOU'RE NORMALLY GOOD AT GETTING AROUND IT IS JUST THAT DARK AND WHO WAS THAT YOU JUST BUMPED TO IDEK

WHAT IF YOU GET EATEN BY A GRUE???]

Comments

[onasmallscale]

[OH GOD IT FEELS LIKE A SNAKE IS WINDING AROUND YOUR ANKLES!11

Protip: That is because a snake is winding around your ankles.]

[anenduringoath]

[oh my gosh what :o]

[onasmallscale]

[WINDING UP YOUR LEG]

...I can't see anything.

[anenduringoath]

Umm. [it's a good thing I'm not wearing a skirt today] Neither can I ...

[archaelologist]

[kind of unprepared for this]

[pchaaair]

Oh, uhh, sorry, I didn't mean to bump into you.
It's just, really hard to see.

[archaelologist]

It's all right. As long as no one's hurt.

[pchaaair]

That's a good, uhh, point.
But it's still dark, so, I'm still sorry.

[takemyothereye]

[not bumping into anyone]

[because he is now standing very still]

[ . . . which probably has its own risks?]

[lolitops]

[something bumps into you around waist-height] Oof!!

[takemyothereye]

[puts a hand down on whatever it is, automatically]

[lolitops]

Sorry! Hope I didn't nut you or anything.

[schoolspirited]

[OH GOD]

[IS THERE SOMETHING IN THE DARKNESS]

[WATCHING YOU!!]

[kitterminal]

[..............UNSAFE]

[BUT WHERE DO I RUN??]

[schoolspirited]

[WHO KNOWS]

[IS IT FOLLOWING YOU??]

[AAAAAAAA]

[kitterminal]

[...WALKING QUICKLY]

[alwaysuserubber]

[SOMEONE OR SOMETHING IS TOUCHING YOUR FACE]

[halfcocked]

[SMACKING AT WHATEVER IT IS] Ugh!

[alwaysuserubber]

--Ah? It hit back!

[more determined face touching]

[halfcocked]

Stop fucking touching me or you'll get worse than that!