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[mythbusting]

[ A pink firebreathing zombie gorilla with tentacles for arms which is singing "Kiss the Girl" runs past you while a teenage guy clings to its back and hits it with a sword.

He probably needs help. ]

Comments

[takeme2urpants]

...

[but why would you ever want to hurt such an attractive creature]

[mythbusting]

[ if it makes you feel better, the sword is only succeeding at hacking off chunks of florescent fur ]

[takeme2urpants]

[it does, a little]

[Running after, calling to Percy] Have you tried reasoning with it?

[mythbusting]

[ in between bashing the zomrilla's head with the hilt of a sword ]

It -- tried to -- eat me!

[thepiltdownman]

[ but I'd rather stare ]

...that's new.

[mythbusting]

Why -- won't -- you -- stop -- ?

[thepiltdownman]

Because it's a crazy mash up of creatures?

[mythbusting]

[ thrown off its back and into a big, dusty heap ]

[forcedtoplay]

[what do I even say]

. . .c-careful!

[mythbusting]

Little late for that!

[forcedtoplay]

Run? Jump?

Do something.

[mythbusting]

And get trampled?

[u_jerk]

[man I would but I'm just too busy laughing]

[mythbusting]

Get out of here!

[u_jerk]

Don't worry about me. Watch yourself, I think it wants a kiss.

[mythbusting]

It wants to eat me!

[dont_ingest]

[Welp, that sure looks like something I can shoot!]

[mythbusting]

[ how good is your aim :| ]

[dont_ingest]

[Really good.]

[mythbusting]

Where does -- the tough skin -- even come from?