itp suck on this

[redretrowitch]

[there is a witch lounging at a table in the mess hall today, sitting behind a table and casually looking at her nails. the most noticeable bit is the variety of lollipops surrounding her in rustic looking chalices. in the center there is a sign written neatly in calligraphy that says:

Show your best style, pick a lollipop.it's too bad, because

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[alwaysuserubber]

[SCORPIONS]

It's stuck!!

[redretrowitch]

If you want one, you'll have to follow instructions.

[alwaysuserubber]

[taps it]

Oi, are you still alive?

[redretrowitch]

[shoots the lollipop in his hand]

Are you listening? You will get no where with that attitude.

[alwaysuserubber]

--What the hell! That was mine!

[redretrowitch]

No, it was mine. I made them, and I may do as I like with them. If you want one, you can properly follow instructions.

[alwaysuserubber]

[GRABS TWO MORE]

[redretrowitch]

Are you often an insufferable little thief?

[shoots the lollipops, then does a little witch chant.

suddenly there's a red webbed barrier between Luffy and the lollipops.

goes back to lounging]

You will do it properly.

[alwaysuserubber]

It says "pick"! I picked! Stop being an asshole!

[redretrowitch]

Did you conveniently not read the first part?

[alwaysuserubber]

...

[redretrowitch]

I have no tolerance for thievery or stupidity. You will either do as it says and get your prize properly, or you will stop wasting my time.

You may pick which.

[alwaysuserubber]

What the hell does style have to do with anything? I just wanna see the scorpion!

[redretrowitch]

Obviously it has something to do with you receiving what you wish. If continue to be so ridiculous, I may end up changing my mind.

[alwaysuserubber]

Then change it already.

[redretrowitch]

Then you may not have one.