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[alwaysuserubber]

[Today, in front of the Mess Hall! A tall stack of Human Bingo cards, and a sign that reads:

HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW YOUR FELLOW CAMPERS? FILL THE SQUARES AND WIN TOP PRIZE*

*definition of prize may vary

In related news--]

Oi! Oi, have you ever shot somebody?

(( slowing downnn ))

Comments

[smilingpretty]

[sad girl in mask is sad]

Of course not.

[alwaysuserubber]

Damn! Are you sure?

[smilingpretty]

I am.

[alwaysuserubber]

Mnnn... Do you wear glasses?

[swornmyoaths]

I've shot targets, but never a person.

[alwaysuserubber]

Ah, no, wait! That counts! Right?

[swornmyoaths]

"Has fired a gun"? Sure does!

[alwaysuserubber]

Yosh! Got it!

[derepathy]

Do I LOOK like the type of person to shoot somebody?

[alwaysuserubber]

Not really.

[derepathy]

DAMN RIGHT

[alwaysuserubber]

Hahaha, you never know, though!

[mythbusting]

[ I'd been to enough school orientations to know that there was only one way to complete a Human Bingo game. ]

I'll sign for swimming in the old lake, speaking more than one language, being in a relationship, being in prison, getting within twenty feet of Marcy, and being an only child, unless half-siblings you met when you were twelve count.

[alwaysuserubber]

--Yosha!! That's perfect!

[mythbusting]

Aaaaaaand what did you do?

[alwaysuserubber]

I almost drowned in the lake a few times. That counts, right? I punched Marcy once, so that one, too. But...

[pauses, then looks down at his shorts]

[samsera]

... [looks at a card]

What's this...?

[alwaysuserubber]

Beats me! But I'm gonna win!

[samsera]

...I've talked to the Director's fiancé, briefly.

[alwaysuserubber]

Really?