ITP: Breast Friends Forever

Jan 10, 2011 00:23

[In a clearing somewhere in Camp, not far from the Thousand Sunny, there is a table with two lady-pirates. Above them floats a banner proclaiming: SALE! BUY TWO, GET ANOTHER PAIR FREE!!
On the table are these.]

How distasteful.

Camp is already selling them. We should get something out of it too~![They seem to have mixed feelings about it ( Read more... )

Leave a comment

stolengood January 10 2011, 06:29:00 UTC
Eeugh.

Reply

archaelologist January 10 2011, 06:30:08 UTC
I agree wholeheartedly.

Reply

stolengood January 10 2011, 06:31:35 UTC
What's the point? I mean, no one uses mouse pads anymore.

Reply

archaelologist January 10 2011, 06:32:06 UTC
I wouldn't know.

Reply

stolengood January 10 2011, 06:32:38 UTC
Well, it's weird.

Reply

archaelologist January 10 2011, 06:35:11 UTC
One wonders why they chose our likenesses.

Reply

stolengood January 10 2011, 06:36:18 UTC
[Stage whisper]

I think it's because you have really big boobs.

Reply

archaelologist January 10 2011, 06:37:20 UTC
...Yes. Thank you for that startling insight.

Reply

stolengood January 10 2011, 06:38:07 UTC
Well, it's true. I wouldn't make a very good mouse pad.

Reply

archaelologist January 10 2011, 06:40:45 UTC
I'm sure you would make an excellent mouse pad.

Reply

stolengood January 10 2011, 06:43:47 UTC
Probably not but I don't really mind.

Reply

archaelologist January 10 2011, 06:46:14 UTC
...Cup holder?

Reply

stolengood January 10 2011, 06:49:22 UTC
Huh?

Reply

archaelologist January 10 2011, 06:55:10 UTC
Never mind. I was simply suggesting other products that you might have fashioned after your...assets.

Reply

stolengood January 10 2011, 06:56:07 UTC
I don't want anything made like me.

Reply

archaelologist January 10 2011, 07:01:38 UTC
I'll keep that in mind.

Reply


Leave a comment

Up