ITP: Breast Friends Forever

[cartograthief]

[In a clearing somewhere in Camp, not far from the Thousand Sunny, there is a table with two lady-pirates. Above them floats a banner proclaiming: SALE! BUY TWO, GET ANOTHER PAIR FREE!!
On the table are these.]

How distasteful.

Camp is already selling them. We should get something out of it too~![They seem to have mixed feelings about it

Comments

[sutureourfuture]

[NO ICON CAN EXPRESS MY FEELINGS RIGHT NOW]

((PLACEHOLDER goin to bed :c))

[putyaswordson]

[ observing your reaction from a safe distance ]

[sutureourfuture]

[WHAT IS THIS SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME]

[putyaswordson]

[ me watching your confused soul explode ]

[sutureourfuture]

[this is like the equivalent of walking in on your parents having sex, ignoring the evident lack of parents in One Piece

gross]

[archaelologist]

[poking them. so squishy >:?]

[sutureourfuture]

...

[archaelologist]

Ah, Zoro.

[sutureourfuture]

Don't do that again.

[archaelologist]

I was simply curious.

[sutureourfuture]

What the hell are they?

[archaelologist]

I've been told they're mouse pads.

[sutureourfuture]

[THERE IS NO LOGIC TO BE FOUND HERE]

[archaelologist]

I'd ask if you'd like to buy one, but I don't think Nami would appreciate this use of our funds.

[sutureourfuture]

I'll pass. Forever.

[archaelologist]

Very well. Would you like to help us sell them?