Your Mother's a XX

[sadomasokillhim]

[wherever you are, whatever you're doing... an Okita has come to bother you.]

So how's the new year been treating you lately-potato chips in cooking oil?

... Ah.

((ITP: Ootsu suffixes! Basically, you just add in meaningless phrases to the end of your sentences-delicious porkbuns. Mingle!! Idk what else. :x))

Comments

[marypoopins]

It would go better if you did a U turn and went back the direction you came from - die sadist.

[sadomasokillhim]

I wasn't talking to you-smelly bitch. Get out of here-no one likes you, anyway.

[marypoopins]

Your action tags didn't specify - learn to read dumbass

If you didn't notice, no one had tagged your dumb post yet because I bet they don't know what to do, I'm acting as an example - have your own bazooka backfire on you.

[sadomasokillhim]

I guess it's time to delete this post-everyone's going to avoid this post now because of you.

[forevermadao]

Well, life hasn't been any worse so far-perpetual unemployment.

[sadomasokillhim]

Are you talking to me-I don't know who you are?

[forevermadao]

We met playing Monkey Hunters, remember-chronic inebriation? I'm the legendary hunter, M-underdeveloped life-skills!

[sadomasokillhim]

I've forgotten about that already-banana leaves.

[notmarryingyou]

Potato chips in cooking oil? I thought we were trying to be healthier this year by baking everything.

[marrymeotaesan]

Is that what we're doing now?! Baking?

[notmarryingyou]

Of course! It's the new trend-olestra gives you the runs.

[marrymeotaesan]

I should try it then- banana pudding.

[paralysing]

The only thing that would make this year better is a new single by Iwasawa-san-german supplex!

[nooneexpectsthe]

Any particular type of song you want from her- buono tomato?

[paralysing]

[shakes head]

Any song would be great! Have you ever heard them? She's the best- Atomic Drop!

[nooneexpectsthe]

I don't think I've heard of any of her songs- lemon juice!