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[erocchi]

[Out in the cornfield, there is a beautiful romantic scene unfolding. One (1) busty schoolgirl is being carried by one (1) happily chattering gentleman in a classy hat. It's all very picturesque.]

You really should be careful, miss. There's all sorts of hazards out in the fields for a young lady such as yourself.

((OOC: Doublepost for Anri and

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[wherelieslove]

[... do I need to get the shotgun?]

[cutoutoflove]

Kazuhiko-san...?

[wherelieslove]

Alright there, Anri?

[and by "there" I mean in that young man's arms]

[cutoutoflove]

Yes, I'm okay.

[Bows, awkwardly.] Thank you for worrying.

[wherelieslove]

So, who is he?

[cutoutoflove]

Chikage-san. I just met him.

[wherelieslove]

He works fast.

[cutoutoflove]

--Works...? !!

[wherelieslove]

He's got you in his arms, doesn't he?

[cutoutoflove]

Th-that's just because of the snakes!

[wherelieslove]

Snakes?

[cutoutoflove]

A-and the uneven ground!

[wherelieslove]

Last I heard, you had feet and eyes.

[cutoutoflove]

I know...

[wherelieslove]

...

[sigh. now I feel like I'm chewing you out]

[cutoutoflove]

U-um... I think Chikage-san is just enthusiastic.