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[timestealing]

[for a while now, there has been the sound of someone shuffling through the dumpster at the back of the mess hall.

... now, there's a girl with a couple pieces of ham stuck to her hair entering the mess hall itself with a newly claimed bag of stuff, as if she suddenly realized she can go in]

-Really is a place for free grub. Weird.

Comments

[00_07]

You think the mess hall's weird?

[timestealing]

Well, this isn't a homeless shelter, right?

[00_07]

No. It's a camp.

[timestealing]

Places don't just give out shit for free. Usually it comes with a clause. Gotta sign up for government assistance, get tracked, whatever.

It's fishy.

[00_07]

But almost everything here is free... I wouldn't be able to eat if it wasn't.

[timestealing]

[timestealing]

And the catch is just that we're stuck here?

[00_07]

Right. And it's actually nice here most of the time. It's better than my home.

[timestealing]

Huh.

So everyone just gets magically whisked off to Kansas like this, then? No Ruby Red shoes required?

[00_07]

Why would we need red shoes?

[timestealing]

Nooooot important.

So where'd you come from?

[00_07]

My home? There's no one else here from my world. No one even knows what the Umbrella Academy is.

[timestealing]

... Guess I set myself up for that one.

You heard of the Big Apple?

[00_07]

Yeah. That's New York, right?

[timestealing]

That's where I come from.

[00_07]

Is it exciting?