SANTA BABY♥ (YEAR TWO :3c)

[butterflybuldge]

[ GUESS WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS. AGAIN.

yes, the naked-except-for-a-thong shtick returns.]

Tell me - have you been naughty or nice? ♥

((Laptop is having routine bluescreening fits. I will float in and out of irc because of that.))

Comments

[dont_ingest]

[DNW]

Have you been drinking?

[butterflybuldge]

The blood of innocents, yes.

[dont_ingest]

Oh fun, a psycho.

[butterflybuldge]

I haven't heard that one in a while.

[dont_ingest]

I'm not big on polite euphemisms.

[butterflybuldge]

Honesty is the best policy.

[dont_ingest]

Great, then maybe you can clear up what the hell it is that you're doing for me.

[butterflybuldge]

I'm amusing myself. What does that matter to you?

[dont_ingest]

You're causing a disturbance.

[butterflybuldge]

Am I? I thought I was being quiet.

[dont_ingest]

Isn't the human adage "actions speak louder than words?"

[butterflybuldge]

Speaking of humans, where are you from? ♥

[dont_ingest]

Palaven.

[butterflybuldge]

Tell me about your home.

[dont_ingest]

Typical garden planet. Warmer climate than Earth.

[butterflybuldge]

So the same as this, then. Interesting.