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[plzdontoustme]

[Wherever ye olde underwear tree has located, you will find a confused boy staring up at the fat partridge preening itself on its limbs. Accompanying the cheerful bird are four birds that seem to be engaged in a strange activity for their natures, three hens in what just might be French maid outfits and:

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[tis_allgood]

Ours is not to wonder at the gifts this place is filled with.

[plzdontoustme]

But won't they break the branch?

[tis_allgood]

'Tis possible. But most beasts know their business better than we. I trust if it found a way up there is a reason.

[plzdontoustme]

But they're not beasts; they're birds.

[hopeforstirring]

Curious. Perhaps they can climb.

[plzdontoustme]

Can turtles climb trees?

[hopeforstirring]

Not generally, unless they are Turtles in which case they can employ techniques a turtle would not think to. As they don't do very much thinking at all.

But these aren't quite either, so who knows.

[plzdontoustme]

But what's the difference between a turtle and a turtle?

[shamedbythecone]

Perhaps they were placed up there.

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[plzdontoustme]

By who?

[shamedbythecone]

Maybe someone who wished for them to be there.

[plzdontoustme]

Do you think they want them to spend time with the other birds?

[plzdontoustme]

I think they're turtles, but they've got the wrong heads...

[plzdontoustme]

Like the frog with a crocodile's head?

[ascendthethorns]

I wouldn't give it much thought.

[plzdontoustme]

But what if they're trapped. It's really high up.

[ascendthethorns]

Do they seem trapped to you?

[plzdontoustme]

Well, they do have a lot of bird friends with them...