itp: host eye for the camp guy

[myshoutacake]

[You may be walking through camp today when you feel two pairs of eyes watching you. Judging you. When you look, there is only a loli-shota and a tall boy. With their eyes trained on you.]

Ah...

((WE ARE SLOW. MINGLE AND THE LIKE-- also Mori is taking a break! brb))

Comments

[me_fuckyeah]

... What?

[hisshortcake]

Highlights! Or a haircut, maybe?

[me_fuckyeah]

Huh?! Highlights?!

[hisshortcake]

No, that wouldn't work...

[me_fuckyeah]

So, uh, you're giving unsolicited advice?

You have to have a camera around for that! People go nuts when they think they're on TV.

[hisshortcake]

That's true! Maybe we should do that next time--! Of course, then people might get really sensitive about it.

[me_fuckyeah]

Give the show a title, and tell them that they'll get a free makeover! People love it!

I mean, people will watch people try out for the cheerleading team, so this can't be that bad! All it needs is a good angle.

[hisshortcake]

I think that's a bigger project than we can handle right now.

[me_fuckyeah]

Why's that?

[hisshortcake]

There's only two of us!

[myshoutacake]

... glasses work.

[hmmm :|a]

[me_fuckyeah]

[werk it good]

What are you guys doing? That kid's talking about highlights and a haircut!

[myshoutacake]

Giving advice.

[me_fuckyeah]

Unsolicited advice?

[myshoutacake]

[nods]

[me_fuckyeah]

Oh, well that's okay then. Can I watch?