[ ITP: troll in your face ]

[asterisking]

Do you want to live?

Comments

[calcsavesyou]

Why, I thought we had implied as much.

[asterisking]

You never know.

[calcsavesyou]

Of course, you would be the first to turn to, should I ever change my mind.

[asterisking]

I would prefer it if you lived.

[wetfortono]

. . .

... Beg pardon?

[asterisking]

Well, do you?

[wetfortono]

Of course.

[asterisking]

Good for you.

[sutureourfuture]

How is that any of your business?

[asterisking]

I'm your new suicide advisor. It's my job to ask.

[sutureourfuture]

Then do me a favor and don't ask again. It's not like I'm doing it for you.

[asterisking]

Ooh, how dangerous.

[keepsontrucking]

I think that even despite the bad times, everyone really wants to live.

[asterisking]

You'd be surprised.

[keepsontrucking]

Well, maybe. Have you met a lot of people who feel otherwise?

[asterisking]

You could say that.

[pussyfortono]

Just what exactly are you doing?

[asterisking]

Doing my job.

[pussyfortono]

Do not approach me anymore.

[asterisking]

And here I thought we could be friends.