[HOT INTRO POST]

[carateristic]

[there's a pile of zombies on the ground with two hot chicks standing around them. One said hot chick is poking them with her foot]

I've had better fights with mice.

((stepping out for lunch will pick up later))

Comments

[praticaldestiny]

They really aren't much of a-

[...wow, staring at you. this is gonna be weird, huh]

[carateristic]

What?

[praticaldestiny]

...Who are you?

[carateristic]

Your manners are atrocious.

[confessionate]

I have to agree on this one.

[carateristic]

No point confessing them either. I think we've lost our trail.

[confessionate]

We should backtrack, perhaps we missed something.

[carateristic]

I don't miss things.

[lloydly]

Well, mice are pretty hard to hit.

[carateristic]

You'd be surprised.

[lloydly]

Whoa, you've actually tried?

[carateristic]

I learned how to bludgeon them to death when I was nine.

[ournetprophet]

That must have been quite a sight.

[carateristic]

How so?

[ournetprophet]

You fighting with a mouse?

[carateristic]

I was young.

[cureworsethan]

Ha? Well, if you'd rather switch to mice, it'd be more useful. Probably.

[carateristic]

...

[cureworsethan]

The zombies don't get into store houses at least.

[carateristic]

Zombies? These aren't Banelings?