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dont_ingest in campfuckudie

Meet the Sniper

Nov 20, 2010 18:37

[On a rooftop near you, a tall gangly alien is lining up shots on the zombies in the distance. Between bursts of fire, he's seems to be talking to someone. Or. Trying to talk to someone, anyway.]

Shepard do you read? Shepard, do you-shit, I've got nothing but static. This is going to be fun. Cutting communications is never a good sign.

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takeme2urpants November 21 2010, 02:45:27 UTC

[CLEARS THROAT]

Ex--Excuse me! Excuse me!

dont_ingest November 21 2010, 02:47:28 UTC

[nooot looking at you yet. Raises a hand in acknowledgment and concentrates on his scope]

takeme2urpants November 21 2010, 02:49:05 UTC

Sir or Madam or Che or Zie or Xe, I am Admiral ZEX. Would you care to talk for a moment, or would you like to continue shooting at the stumbling masses?

dont_ingest November 21 2010, 02:52:27 UTC

Admiral, I-I was unaware that-

[and gets a good look]

That ... uh.

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condomhat November 21 2010, 02:49:47 UTC

[ nearby there's a loli savagely ordering her penguin to freeze other surrounding zombies into undead-sicles ]

dont_ingest November 21 2010, 02:53:29 UTC

Impressive. Possibly illegal, but impressive.

condomhat November 21 2010, 02:57:38 UTC

It's perfectly legal.

dont_ingest November 21 2010, 03:02:55 UTC

[shrugs]

Hey, it's killing those things, I'm not going to push policy out here.

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thepiltdownman November 21 2010, 02:53:56 UTC

Outside communication is pretty much a no go once you hit camp.

dont_ingest November 21 2010, 02:55:51 UTC

Well that's just fantastic.

thepiltdownman November 21 2010, 03:03:22 UTC

[sitting back to watch you take shots]

That generally sums up camp.

dont_ingest November 21 2010, 03:06:37 UTC

You sound unconcerned by the creatures in the fields.

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itsahotwar November 21 2010, 03:01:51 UTC

[Well THAT'S interesting. Watches him snipe from the ground for a bit before heading up to the roof, and is surprised enough to break silence when she gets a closer look at him.]

-Ah.

dont_ingest November 21 2010, 03:03:46 UTC

[pops a heat sink]

You a resident?

itsahotwar November 21 2010, 03:07:00 UTC

...

As much as you are, given that we're currently residing in a prison camp.

dont_ingest November 21 2010, 03:08:30 UTC

The day gets better and better.

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amasteredoath November 21 2010, 03:16:32 UTC

*well, that's a bad ping*

...interesting weapon you have there.

dont_ingest November 21 2010, 03:20:55 UTC

That I'm using to clear the danger surrounding the encampment.

amasteredoath November 21 2010, 03:23:24 UTC

Ah--!

That's... certainly not what I was expecting.

dont_ingest November 21 2010, 03:26:52 UTC

What were you expecting?

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