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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well, howdy campers! I hope y'all enjoy all the new counselors that we've hired without pay that'll be coming in! Gosh, it's been a lovely November, hasn't it? The weather's not gonna get much better, though! Why, according to my source -- his name is Mr. Window -- we're going to be seeing some hail this weekend! Isn't that just great?[TODAY IN

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[mythbusting]

[ Upside of invulnerability: hail can't crack your skull open. Downside of invulnerability: being pelted repeatedly with ice balls the size of your fist is still really obnoxious. ]

You did that on purpose!

[tobethemiracle]

...why are you letting them hit you?

[mythbusting]

It's not like I have a celestial bronze umbrella.

[tobethemiracle]

It's just frozen water, Percy. I thought you were a hydrokinetic.

[alwaysuserubber]

[I'M RUBBER, YOU'RE HAIL, whatever you say bounces of me and--hits somebody else, probably 8|a]

[purple_pliers]

Ow!

[alwaysuserubber]

Ah?

[purple_pliers]

[finding coverrrr]

You're very... elastic.

[nocturnemission]

[Taking shelter under his over-sized sitar.]

Why does it have to be frozen?!

[screwfate]

Because it's already done this with rain before.

[nocturnemission]

But I hate ice! It's all hard and... icy.

[screwfate]

...It would be.

[thearchemage]

Ow! HEY, COULDN'T YOU HAVE GIVEN US MORE WARNING!?

[trying to bat things away with her broom]

[thearchemage]

[Between the two of us the hail doesn't stand a chance, right?]

Hey Raine, there's a barn over there! Think we can get over there?

[demonesticate]

[the hail hits and slides off a barrier surrounding him by a several feet]