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[x_autnihil]

*There's a table and, of course, a sign. It reads: Broken any rules lately? Confess and be saved!If you head in that direction to check it out, you may be overcome with the desire (guilt or sadism, whichever) to tell the unlucky bastard stuck there about the last time you went against or attempted to go against Camp's all-powerful rules

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[tobethemiracle]

...no.

[x_autnihil]

I'd rather you didn't.

[tobethemiracle]

Oh really? I could come up with a few then.

[x_autnihil]

*fml. putting my composed face on.*

...If you feel compelled to do so, far be it from me to hinder you.

[acitygirl]

Oh my. You're in for a bad time, kiddo.

[x_autnihil]

*..."kiddo"?*

It doesn't seem like it could end any way but bad.

[acitygirl]

I mean, I could tell you about all those times my boyfriend and I did things but let's not and say we did.

[x_autnihil]

That would be showing more tact than I am hoping to receive.

[checkking]

[this is a look that can kill]

...

[x_autnihil]

Yes?

[checkking]

I'm curious. How will you save anyone?

[x_autnihil]

I suppose the proper answer is that by speaking to me you will allow me to inquire with God how you might best perform penance for your errors and therefore become absolved of sin. However, there are several things wrong with this arrangement and that is only assuming you ascribe to a faith that has incorporated this into its belief system.

Regardless, I assume this just a joke.

[swornmyoaths]

I mi~iight have broken a rule recently.

[x_autnihil]

Perhaps.

[swornmyoaths]

[hops up onto the table]

But I highly doubt it's anything I need saving from.

[x_autnihil]

Probably not. Regardless, Camp has punished you more than enough.

[aneye4aneye]

[there is a very sulky tail swishing over here, watching the confessions]

[guess which partner this kitten is to]

[x_autnihil]

Like I told him, I think Camp has punished you enough.

[aneye4aneye]

I-I got that on my own!

[x_autnihil]

*surprised to hear a male voice but camp does weirder things, so whatever.

laughing a little at the flustered, though.*

My apologies. I can't change you back, although the sign might imply it.