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[frillsofjustice]

[slowly walking towards you is a purple horse. a talking purple horse.]

Please help me... I can't get this off.

((ooc: standard intro-like warnings apply! ETA: QUICK 20 MIN DINNER BREAK, BRB <3))

Comments

[pas_de_duck]

Huh? Um? Get what off?

[frillsofjustice]

This costume. It should unzip in the back...

[raises her arms to try and reach the back of her own neck, but no such luck]

[pas_de_duck]

Oh it's a costume of course just hang on a minute!

[ducking around behind you]

[frillsofjustice]

[this silence? it is of the 'i'm kind of judging you' sort]

[unlucky_break]

Wha---!?

(... A, costume...?)

[frillsofjustice]

It's just a costume.

[raises the head of it up so he can see her face]

[unlucky_break]

Is... Is that so...?

Um, in other words, you can't take it off...?

[frillsofjustice]

No. My arms can't reach that far back...

[demonstrates!]

[frillsofjustice]

[... ... ...]

The costume I'm wearing...

[frillsofjustice]

[zipper is found!]

Did you really think it wasn't a costume...?

[neveroptionc]

...

Why is it purple...?

[frillsofjustice]

...that isn't the problem.

[neveroptionc]

It is most definitely a problem. What kind of horse would be purple? It makes no sense.

[frillsofjustice]

[DOT DOT DOT]

I'm not an actual horse. I'm stuck in a costume.

[raises the front of it so he can see her face]

[alphamalesyndrm]

[...okay...]

There are several issues I see that could be causing a problem here. You'll have to specify which one you need help with.

[frillsofjustice]

...the problem that concerns me the most right now is this costume.

[alphamalesyndrm]

That's a start. How do I help you remove it?

[frillsofjustice]

[attempts to gesture towards the mane]

A zipper. You should find one around there.