THAT CAMP TRANSLATOR HAS SHIT BATTERY LIFE

[putyaswordson]

[BOOM!

I hope you weren't having a conversation with anyone, because you might not be able to understand each other anymore.]

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((blah blah camp translator broke, put the language you're speaking in the comment subject line.))

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[GERMAN]

[dasschlechtende]

--GODDAMNIT, how am I supposed to get supplies I need now?!

[FONIC LANGUAGE?]

[areplicatedhope]

What?

[dasschlechtende]

... what?

I SAID I NEED SUPPLIES.

[areplicatedhope]

Yelling at me isn't going to make me understand any more.

[gets out a NOTEBOOK from his RPG BAG OF HOLDING and no this is not his diary stfu.]

Can you draw what you want?

[dasschlechtende]

[taking the damn thing, and drawing while going through every language he knows: English, French, Russian, etc etc etc before ending on German again]

--supplies! Supplies! Fucking SUPPLIES, I mean it!

[hands the notebook back over and there is a drawing of... a first aid box :|||}

[areplicatedhope]

[juuuust looks blankly at the raving dude before looking at the drawing.]

Oh, you mean items. What kind?

[...then draws a stick figure lying on the ground with a sad face, a stick figure holding their arm and making a sad face, a stick figure throwing up and then a question mark.]

[dasschlechtende]

[SNATCHES the notebook back and frustratedly drawing someone BLEEDING FROM THE EYE and possibly also stomach...

... if you can make it out with all the scribbles]

[areplicatedhope]

[...yeah no, but he draws his own diagram. Person with angry face and lots of exclamation marks and person with hair like Luke's with an arrow pointing to the scribble.]

[dasschlechtende]

[... YOU KNOW WHAT, SCREW YOUR SCRIBBLES.

MIMING SOMEONE GETTING CLAMP'D IN THE YEE AND STABBED IN THE GUT]

[areplicatedhope]

[points at him and at at himself and then points to the scribble twice, insistantly.]

[dasschlechtende]

[. . . WHAT?!

OH. RIGHT. YES. NODDING. and then pointing in the direction of the UN building sob]

[areplicatedhope]

[eh good enough for Luke. RUNNING. I HOPE YOU CAN KEEP UP, ANGRY NOTNATION.]

[dasschlechtende]

[SCREW YOU, I AM WAY FASTER]

[areplicatedhope]

[...actually considering that he's dying it would be rather embarrassing if Prussia couldn't XD]

[ARRIVES, LEANS AGAINST THE DOORFRAME TO CATCH HIS BREATH BEFORE HEADING IN.]

[dasschlechtende]

[going on in without pausing, so feel free to catch up. 8|||

... man, the room he's leading you to has the stench of blood]

[areplicatedhope]

[gasps, and swallows audibly.]

Why haven't you taken them to a hospital?

[still gets out the RPG bag of healing gels to do something.]