You would notice the random onlooker, if not for the fact that the destruction of puppets is FAR more important right now.
you want to play freak the minor out well congratufuckinglations mission accomplished and now your reward is the unleashing of my fury my bringing the swordocalypse on your house of badtouch!
Woah now. Hold up. As much as killing the hell out of these nightmare freaks is the top priority, you can't deny that THAT voice is enough to bring you right back to the land of the semi-sane.
As semi-sane as you get while having a bulbous puppet butt impaled on your sword.
okay hold up first of all orient a bro to the right direction before we break out the hugparty and second why would rose be here and why are you and jade wherever here is?
You momentarily pause your rudebrazen slaughter of dolls to find yourself face to face with yet ANOTHER troll. But it's not just ANY troll this time. Oh no. It is THE troll that you would really rather NOT meet right now. This will not be pretty. You try to calm the hell down again because wasting your fury on THESE douchebags is so not part of the gameplan.
this isnt derse and sure as hell isnt lohac and im suddenly having trolls all up in my grill that spells troll shenanigans to me and right now im not feeling in like im in a shenanigans kinda mood
the same planet thats being wrecked by meteors and that we cant go to unless time itself did a kickflip off the rails like the time made the rails "walk into a door"? yeah that makes everything make so much more sense
Okay now it is definitely time to simmer down and reach your inner cool again. Because last time YOU heard, Jade was kind of in danger of getting crushed by meteor, and if she's wherever you are, that means John must have actually come through and pulled her in here. But where is here?
yeah remember how we used to talk about how your weird futureseeing powers didnt make any sense? its the same thing right now only magnified like ants about to catch on fire what are you even talking about jade?
You notice that some slackjawed yokels ARE apparently congregating here. Even if they do look kind of... weirdly dressed for middle American farm people.
Better ignore them and focus in Important Shit. Which right now means destroying puppets.
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you want to play freak the minor out well congratufuckinglations
mission accomplished
and now your reward is the unleashing of my fury
my bringing the swordocalypse on your house of badtouch!
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wait
wait who the hell are you?
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dave!!! you're here!
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As semi-sane as you get while having a bulbous puppet butt impaled on your sword.
... john?
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yeah, it's me!!
jade and i thought maybe you might show up too! and it looks like we were right!
have you seen rose anywhere?
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first of all orient a bro to the right direction before we break out the hugparty
and second why would rose be here
and why are you and jade wherever here is?
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... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING.
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this isnt derse and sure as hell isnt lohac
and im suddenly having trolls all up in my grill
that spells troll shenanigans to me and right now im not feeling in like im in a shenanigans kinda mood
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GOOD JOB, DOUCHEBAG.
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yeah that makes everything make so much more sense
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jade
where the hell are we?
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thats not in the medium or anywhere near home
it is kind of confusing but me, john, and a lot of the trolls are here!
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its the same thing right now only magnified like ants about to catch on fire
what are you even talking about jade?
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Better ignore them and focus in Important Shit. Which right now means destroying puppets.
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