ITP: Spa Day

[atotalicequeen]

[If you go near the onsen today, you will see a blond woman sitting at a booth. On the table are several jars of different colored mud masks. There are also several reclining chairs for people to lounge in. Above the booth hangs a sign that says:]

EMMA FROST: SHE KNOWS ABOUT A GOOD FACIALOh for the love of-- That is just degrading to all parties

Comments

[blowsurmind]

. . . uh, what's all this?

[atotalicequeen]

Camp's crude sense of humor at work. Want to be pampered?

[blowsurmind]

Sure, why not?

[atotalicequeen]

Pick a color, any color.

[holeintheace]

That's a first.

[atotalicequeen]

I beg your pardon?

[holeintheace]

What's all this about?

[atotalicequeen]

Camp has put me in charge of giving free spa facials. Care to indulge?

[pussyfortono]

What is this?

[atotalicequeen]

A spa, what does it look like?

[pussyfortono]

What is a spa?

[atotalicequeen]

A place where people go to receive treatments to improve their health, looks, and well-being. We're a bit sheltered, aren't we pet?

[antivenomette]

Emma Frost? Wow, there are a lot of people here.

[atotalicequeen]

I don't believe we've met.

[antivenomette]

We haven't, but you're not super low-profile, you know? My name's Anya Corazón. Nice to meet you.

[atotalicequeen]

That sign was not my choice, in case you wondered. And yes, yes the pleasure is mine.

[bootycalled]

Degrading signs aside, where have you been all my life.

[atotalicequeen]

Hiding, like most women who meet you. I am obliged to ask this, but still: Would you like to be pampered?

[bootycalled]

That's harsh.

I wouldn't ask you to do anything you didn't want to do, that's unfair! Pampering is not fun if the other party is unwilling.

[atotalicequeen]

Compared to certain forms of 'pampering' that could be demanded of me, this is the lesser of a multitude of evils. Plus, I can't leave here until all customers are taken care of.